Jokes mann!!
A man and a woman are in a lift at the top of the worlds tallest
building,when all of a sudden,the cable snaps and the lift starts
plummeting to the ground.The emergency brakes don't work,the emergency
phone doesn't work,and they both begin to panic.The woman screams"we're
going to die !", rips off all her clothes,throw her self onto the floor and
says to the man"make me feel like a woman again !" So the man pulls off his
jacket,throws it on the floor,and says "Pick that up,Bitch".
 

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured
princess happened upon a frog in a pond.  The frog said
to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an
evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will
turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into
the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy
doing so."
 

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she
 kept laughing and saying, "I don't think so."

For now im just gonna leave you with this link

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Please  me with anymore jokes, thanks hey!